GUEST: I like to go junking, and I found it one Saturday morning at a yard sale. The lady was bringing a bunch of stuff out of the house, just boxes and boxes. And she put it down and I lifted the lid off of it, and I went, "Ooh, how much is this?" And she said five bucks, so I bought it.
APPRAISER: Everything here is good, silver, and mediocre.
GUEST: Okay.
APPRAISER: But as I'm looking through it, I found one piece that I said, "Fantastic."
GUEST: Yeah?
APPRAISER: And I usually don't say, "Wow."
GUEST: Okay?
APPRAISER: That's this one here.
GUEST: Really?
APPRAISER: You didn't even look at it.
GUEST: No.
APPRAISER: Right? Okay, now, these are all blue stones. Not too bright, though, so it needs a polishing.
GUEST: Okay.
APPRAISER: And all your stones are aquamarines. They come out of Brazil.
GUEST: Really?
APPRAISER: Yeah. This bracelet alone is worth about $1,000.
GUEST: You're kidding. (laughing) All right!
APPRAISER: There's your answer to your five bucks.
GUEST: Well, thank you.
APPRAISER: Okay.
GUEST: Can I give you a hug?
APPRAISER: Sure.
GUEST: Yeah?
